yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
(Source: guy, via tyleroakley)
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
(Source: itsthethoughtofyou, via adventuresinemmaland)